{"product_id":"swindon-part-of-the-abstruse-albion-anomalies","title":"Swindon!: Part of the Abstruse Albion Anomalies (Micro Game)","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"c-product-description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"c-product-description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"c-product-description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"c-product-description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"c-product-description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(228, 219, 94);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSwindon!\u003c\/strong\u003e is a micro tabletop essay writing game about the magic of traffic management, suitable for solo or group play.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(228, 219, 94);\"\u003eSwindon's Magic Roundabout is a masterwork of design. Not for the management of traffic; only a fool would believe that. It is a work of genius for its clearly stated purpose: \u003cem\u003emagic.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(228, 219, 94);\"\u003eAs part of your Extracurricular Faith Practices class at Lamprey Skink Comprehensive, you were tasked with writing an essay on this laudable work of circumrotamancy; regrettably, you have done a terrible job of keeping notes and can't quite remember what you were going to say.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(228, 219, 94);\"\u003eCobble together your notes, write your report on this magical wonder, and (hopefully) earn your tutor's praise. The consequences for failure could be dire.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(228, 219, 94);\"\u003ePart of the Abstruse Albion Anomalies series. Pictured with The Council's Arms; not included in purchase.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(110, 156, 222);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(228, 219, 94);\"\u003eMore from LAMPREY SKINK \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: rgb(110, 156, 222);\" href=\"https:\/\/lampreyskink.co.uk\/\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(228, 219, 94);\"\u003eHERE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #a2c4c9;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Lamprey Skink","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52583504314655,"sku":"TRK001","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0246\/4453\/files\/Swindon.jpg?v=1780068441","url":"https:\/\/store.cave-evil.com\/products\/swindon-part-of-the-abstruse-albion-anomalies","provider":"Pit of Infinite Shadow","version":"1.0","type":"link"}