NECRO TIMES June 2025
By Jonathan Newberry
Usually the year becomes a breakneck pace around August, but this year it has started in May apparently. We are working on several projects that are in all stages of development. We hope to get some of these projects out soon!
WARANGEL EXPENSES
Stay tuned for another batch of Warangel. We'll get those up along with any new races. We love working with Angelo Porazzi. That guy does one convention after another. Apparently in Italy there are conventions almost every weekend of the year. One bit of sad news, Italy has made their shipping more expensive, so we are not sure yet what this will do for pricing.
NEW STUFF
We have new hardcover editions of FEVER SWAMP and FUNGI FROM THE FAR REALMS.
https://store.cave-evil.com/products/fungi-of-the-far-realms-reprint-hardcover
https://store.cave-evil.com/products/fever-swamp-deluxe-edition-hardcover
Melsonia always does a great job with their books and their design sense is always very inspiring. The original FUNGI and FEVER SWAMP are both classics, so I wasn't sure if the new editions could come close to the originals, but Melsonia has done it again.
We are getting back to this box of unopened cassettes from the 90s that Commode Minstrels in Bullface sent us a few years back. We always forget about it. It is a bit of a treasure trove of lost titles from those days. We put up this one recently:
WHEN PEOPLE WERE SHORTER AND LIVED NEAR THE WATER - PORGY
https://store.cave-evil.com/products/when-people-were-shorter-and-lived-near-the-water-porgy-cs
Also we just put up KING CAT #76
https://store.cave-evil.com/collections/new-in-store/products/king-cat-comix-and-stories-76
NECROTIMES PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!
THE ENTIRE INTERNET IS AS USEFUL AS A TELEPHONE POLE. ACT APPROPRIATELY
The internet, whose real introduction to the public sort of began in the 90s promising a bright future of communications and information, has now become no more useful than a telephone pole. There is no fantastic place to talk and really share things anymore, all sites seem to be fraught with one problem or another. We see every site as a place only to post happenings on, but like a good telephone pole flier it will be invisible to most, except that one goofy dood that gets it. Like the personality of a telephone pole, the internet is a cold industrial communication infrastructure that is no place for real fun, but at least it can be used to post cool fliers and goings on so people can find others.
HUMAN MIXES #1
Our scientists down at XYZ Laboratories have delivered us a peer reviewed paper that confirms that Human Music Mixes are 130 times more powerful than AI algorithm mixes. They tested various mixes, including some placebo mixes, and everyone liked this one guy Jack's mix way better than any of the robo mixes. Jack not only went into deeper cuts, the tracks he put together had themes and a humor that actually broke the AI DJ.
HUMAN MIXES CONQUER AGAIN!
JACK'S MIX
ELECTRONIC COUNTRY & WESTERN STAMPEDE TUNEZ
https://ampwall.com/a/cockfight/album/boneyard-2
Listened to once, interesting
https://ampwall.com/a/scotty/album/mufflers